Kiptyn? Really?

Dear Jillian,

Wow.

I don't really know what to say to you about this week.  Honestly, it was kind of boring.  Here's my advice:  settle down a little.  

It was a little extreme how hard you were pushing Reid to tell you he loved you.  I think it would be better to respect him for not being willing to express feelings he's not sure he has.  I mean, you've known each other for like 3 weeks.  And you've been in extreme circumstances.  That is not love.  That is excitement and adventure.  Maybe with marriage, a life-long commitment, you should go at your own pace, not at ABC's pace.

Kiptyn continues to bore me.  He doesn't really seem to have a personality.  And I don't really see it, physically.  But whatever floats your boat.

And then there's Ed!  Between his Euro short-shorts and his Miami Vice powder blue suit, I was a little iffy on Ed! this week.  But his parents totally redeemed him.  What fantastic Midwestern parents.  I don't know how someone that hot came out of 2 such awkward people but I love them.  

Also, I really need you to call me and tell me what happened in the bedroom.  ABC's previews and your interviews seem to imply different things.  Was it a fall asleep in the middle of something incident or was it something else?  I think America deserves to know.

It seems pretty clear to me that you're going to pick Ed! but I've been wrong before.  Can't wait to see the Men Tell All special next week and hear what you have to say about Wes now.

Hope it works out,

Kate

Dear Reid,

I'm sorry, buddy.  But at least you got to keep your dignity.  All in all, good work.

Respectfully,

Kate

Dear Ed!,

Seriously, rethink the shorts.  I never want to see upper man thigh.  But if you could just gaze deep into my eyes and then smile, that would be nice.

Talk to you soon,

Kate

Dear Bachelors,

Don't be shy at the tell-all next week.  I want to hear everything.  And Dave, if you want to punch some people, that would be fine.

See you next week,

Kate