Finally, Jillian!

Dear Jillian,

Obviously, the first thing I am going to say is thank god you finally sent Wes home.  I'm definitely a little judgey that it took you this long, but at least it finally happened.  Word of advice: don't pretend like you're really smart for figuring out he's lying at this point.  You're not.  But I'm ready to move on and pretend like all of this never happened.

On another note, good work sleeping with Ed!  You don't have to pretend like you two just cuddled all night, we all know better.  And nobody judges you; he's dreamy.  Although my friend Ben astutely noted his lack of eye contact when talking to you and I have to agree that it's a problem.  He may not be very sincere, but he's pretty.  And that's all that matters when you only have about a week to fall in "love."

Kiptyn needs to go next.  I know you're attracted to him but he was extremely unforgettable this week.  Reid is a little as well, but he's at least sweetly nervous.  Oh, yeah, and stop pretending you can't imagine why Reid wouldn't like it that you're getting the chance at a fantasy suite with all the other guys also.  It's because he's worried that exactly what did happen would happen, which is you rejected him but let Ed! stay in the suite.  Sucks for Reid.

Really looking forward to next week.  Hawaii, more smuttiness, this is exactly what I expect from you.

See you later,

Kate

Dear Ed!,

Step up the sincerity and stop sleeping with other women.  Thanks.

Also, if you need a reminder of what my phone number is, just send me a message.  I've really been waiting a while.

Love,

Kate

Dear Reid,

I like you more each week.  I appreciate that you don't say "I love you" just to win and that you clearly don't belong on TV.  I expect you to make it to the finals, but you'll probably get rejected at the end.  Prepare yourself.

Good Luck,

Kate

Dear Wes,

Two words:  suck it.

Hate you even more,

Kate