I'm gonna go ahead and say that I kind of thought something like this might happen when she flashed her lady business at the beginning of the show. And they totally edited her to look bey-otchy throughout the whole dates portion. That's ominous in bachelor-world. They try to make everyone look either cheesy-perfect or desperate-crazy. If you get edited as evil, you probably actually are.
In case you missed it, I'll recap. Chris Harrison entered the mansion in the middle of the cocktail party and asked Rozlyn to accompany him outside. He then made a very long speech that included him looking personally affronted and sent her home for being a little bit of a hussy. (No judgement!) She had to go pack up her bags while a large man in a newsboy hat (I'm guessing her lover) hovered over her.
Chris then told Jake (who cried) who told all the girls (who also cried). It was the Bachelor at it's finest.
I really only have one question: What constitutes "inappropriate relationship?" You can just tell me what base. 1st? 3rd? What're we talking about here?
Awesome.
There were also 2 group dates. The first was a photo shoot for InStyle. They were all really honored to have the 1987 Male Porn Star of the Year as their photographer. (Seriously, what was with that 'stache?) Christina managed to be really funny and got a whole lot of face time only to be cut at the rose ceremony.
The other group date was a day at Six Flags by themselves. I want to do that. But not with Jake or any of those other girls, just with like my friends. The only thing we learned on that date was that Elizabeth has decided her strategy will be to sexually frustrate Jake as much as possible. It seems to be working.
Alli got the one-on-one date and I really want to like her but she makes an annoying squeaky/squealing noise that I can't handle.
Crazy-eyes Michelle managed to hang on another week and some other girls that I didn't care about went home.
In the end, I think we all learned an important lesson tonight: Don't sleep with the scruffy cameraman. It kind of gives away the fact that you're only there to be on TV.
See you next Monday for more drama!
2 comments:
I'm guessing the inappropriate relationship was a home run. I mean she flashed her lady parts at the photo shoot and every single person there. I don't think she's only a single or double type girl. And while we're on it, why wasn't she wearing underwear?
I've been trying to comment for a good 4 minutes...but I seriously don't know where to start. I think I'll just say "really?" and move on.
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