Scene: 9:30 AM. Grand Street Coffee. I stand behind the counter. A chime dings, someone enters. It is a man. A balding man, wearing shorts and an Abercrombie and Fitch tank top. I am excited to interact with him.
Me: "Hello!"
Man: "Hi."
Me: "What can I get you?"
Man: "I want a mocha with two extra shots... I did 'shrooms for the first time last night."
Me (slightly taken aback at the announcement but rolling with it): "Alright! How'd that go for ya?"
Man (with look of concentration): "It went alright. I remember jumping out of a car. The car was going slow, though. But we had hit a curb and I was worried we would explode."
Me: "Yeah... "
Man: "Can I get a lot of whip cream on that?"
Me: "Sure."
And... Scene.
2 comments:
That is HILARIOUS!
ARE YOU SERIOUS??? What a priceless moment you just shared Kate. I am a better person having heard that conversation.
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