The Men Tell All = Hypefest for the Finale

Dear Jillian,

You're the happiest you've ever been in your entire life?  We'll see.

Also, what's with Reid coming back?  I am just going to assume that it's tricky advertising by ABC once again and that he'll be there for .25 seconds and nothing's going to amount of it.  I've been fooled one too many times.

Good luck picking Ed.

See you after the final rose,

Kate

Dear Jake,

Will you be the next bachelor?  I don't know.  But I do know that I think you are about a thousand times more awesome after dropping an f-bomb at the men tell all.  However, talking about how you've been too perfect for women your whole life, not so awesome.

It has become clear to me that you are that dude who desperately wants a girlfriend that you can lavish affection on and do anything for, further proving that you are the nicest guy alive.  This seems wonderful in theory, but it is actually overbearing and a huge turn-off in real life.  Sorry.

Still, you are exactly the kind of soulless pretty-boy that the producers love.  

See you next season,

Kate

Dear Dave,

Your crazy eyes scare me.  And you are inappropriate and a creeper.  But I feel a little bad for you getting owned on national TV for doing stuff that you've been getting away with at bars/slow-pitch softball tourneys your whole life.  You probably wish someone had told you sooner.

Clean it up, seriously.

I hope we never meet,

Kate

Dear Michael,

It was really good to see you again.

Affectionately,

Kate

Dear Chris Harrison,

You are my new hero.  I've always had a great liking for you, as I can tell that you think everyone on the show is crazy.  But last night you were lifted to an entirely new level.  I assume you had just finally had enough of the insane douche-baggery that is these men.  (And you were probably also a little ashamed for your entire gender.)

I loved how you tore apart "Man Code" and altogether owned the Bachelors.  You seemed genuinely pissed at Dave for manhandling Jillian and did not hold back in calling him out on it.  Your genuineness (and sarcasm) endears you to me, and the rest of America.  Good work.  

Respectfully,

Kate